i was praying that i didn't die. >> it's -- it's -- no. hannity, for his part, keeps trying to get trump to say the right thing. she did, like, tina turner and i was emceeing in awe. you know, i don't -- to me -- you know, i don't even want to get into it, because i'm like, it's like whatever. and they came and we didn't know each other that well. [ laughter ] some people stay dead. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and people can come to that. >> jimmy: it's maybe the last one i would imagine hank listening to. but republicans have been urging the president to stop extending the emergency, period, so we can create a new, even worse emergency. the sixth and final season of "better call saul" premieres monday night, 9:00 on amc and amc plus. and you're working on another landau project for disney plus right now. and from that point on it's like a tractor beam, you know? >> jimmy: oh, vine's a good street. someone named dennis writes, "too large to handle. >> i think in 100 years, people are going to look back, and they're going do say, how did we stand back and nato stand back, in many ways i've called a paper tiger, don't forget i rebuilt nato. >> right. i feel my butt's super-square if you saw it. that's next week on "jimmy kimmel live!" >> jimmy: what became of the litter of pups? no look! sure, mcdonald's breakfast is good, but getting that mcdonald's breakfast two minutes before it stops being served? >> eight dogs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this bunny, where is he from? i would be okay with that, you know. i watched a lot of '80s action movies to kind of -- because i could see hank just as a kid watching, like, these 16 vhs tapes that he has of, like, you know, "lionheart." but they had to postpone it again. how great would it be if this war ends because russians didn't get to watch "is it cake?" Pandora The World of Avatar Banshee Loungefly Backpack, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Guest List: Bill Hader, Rebel Wilson and, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Guest List: David Duchovny, Donald, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Guest List: Keanu Reeves, Judd Apatow, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Guest List: Keegan-Michael Key, Julie, Jimmy Kimmel Live Guest List: Viola Davis, Gillian Anderson and More to Appear Week of April 11th, New Episodes Every Wednesday House of Mouse Headlines Presented by Laughing Place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: megan was here with arsenio over the summer, he was filling in for me, she mentioned a trip to costa rica which two of you did eayuasca. >> i was cut out of the old kun country buffet training video. i remember watching everybody take it. >> or this. only from ihop. make more of what's yours. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, we don't have to mention it. [ cheers and applause ] >> i remember this day. we have ukraine, wouldn't have happened. >> we've heard that you might be the easter bunny, can you confirm or deny this? shared a home for three years, three seasons. then i found out they've never left. you thought using nicknames might endear you to your new team. [ laughter ] by the way, i looked it up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, we will be right back. "tell george soros and them dixie chicks if dr. fauci wants to marry mr. potato head, he can move back to communist china!" [ laughter ] that's not my butt, it's just my phone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is donald glover and friends on "atlanta" which is on fx and the next day on hulu. a toilet? [ laughter ] in florida yesterday, that controversial "parental rights in education" bill, also known as the "don't say gay" bill, was signed into law. >> but if you keep everything at a 2, when you do a 10 it feels like 100. so just keep it low-key. 40? >> i have to be honest, i didn't listen -- i got really into the beatles, i'm being serious, like a year ago. >> jimmy: oh my god. season 2022 episodes. 1910, hitler decided to live on the streets for a while. >> i asked you the last time you were on whether you think that this is evil in our time. back with bob odenkirk. >> jimmy: later you had an animated conversation with her. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i feel like the hamster that powers his brain is getting tired right now. your birthday gift didn't make it today your shipping delays are not okay and someday mom and pops will pay >> from his humble beginnings as an online book retailer. yeah, makes sense, of course they have to be in it. >> i want to give you a little history on homelessness. >> it's been up there for two. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i happen to know, a little bird told me you mention me in the second episode. there's all these security cameras, like that's lil wayne's sprinter, that's crazy. >> yeah. there's a pandemic. it's all we talk about. exclusively at the home depot. >> thank you. Guests for the Week of April 25th-29th: Monday, April 25. naomi scott. >> or this -- >> i was telling the guy before you that the jews control the weather. the all-new tundra. than we do this slap. do you do anything to get in the mind frame? kimmel live" brought to you by ihop's new reward program, the international bank of pancakes. you want to come? and i was like, i got this. 2a's monitoring his money with a simple text. it's too far! [ laughter ] it's regular, everyday criminals too. >> jimmy: well. at homegoods, can always get more of what you love for less. experience it, at this point. ba da ba ba ba a boy went back to napoli free fries friday at mcdonald's. his girlfriend accused of pushing him to it. [ laughter ] i don't know. i can't talk about it. can we see it? >> everybody was just kind of chatting. they're like, do you want a stylist? The official Jimmy Kimmel Live! the sixth and final season of "better call saul" premieres monday night on amc and amc plus. toyota. but it's so far a masterpiece. put it up for auction last week. honoring it. it's out of this world. [ applause ] hey, by the way, be careful on easter. apologies to matt damon. and he's just like, "i want to thank you so much." we wait an hour. >> jimmy: no, can you tell us us what that means? [ "praise you" by fatboy slim starts playing ] hey mercedes, turn the music up. they are now on a "stop list," which means they cannot travel to russia. >> yeah, i had no clue. here with the song "fils de joie," stromae! there was a period where both of us kept looking at each other like, "is it over for us?" TV Archive >> jimmy: look at you, you look fantastic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's really interesting that that is the artist that you chose to listen to. that's another lady. and we never went on another date. >> ah. [ laughter ] he also -- even though we now know without a doubt that putin is a murderer and a war criminal and is bad as they come, even though we're on the precipice of nuclear war with this monster, trump cannot stop bragging about how well he knows the guy. All American speakers lists guests for Jimmy Kimmel Show,Jimmy Kimmel talk Show, Jimmy Kimmel Show Weekly Guests Schedule. the show is "barry," it's great. randy's going to hell. [ laughter ] >> well. Carey Mulligan ( She Said) Colson Baker aka Machine Gun Kelly ( Taurus) Musical Guest Angela Alvarez. i'm 53, but in my mind i'm still 35. that's why i take osteo bi-flex, to keep me moving the way i was made to. >> jimmy: that was the last time you saw zendaya? >> jimmy: the only thing that flows is snot. i mumble a lot but i feel that's the way a lot of people talk. [ laughter ] a gobbledygook of maga nutjob buzzwords. yesterday he extended the covid national emergency declaration for another 90 days. The fact that they welcome. >> from easter island. have a look at a clip from the new season of "better call saul" when we come back. what's your name, where are you from? i hate myself. memory, we rescued a dog in the. george takei. its energy, that's good. but when it comes to things he might get in trouble for, he all of a sudden is, "hey, burner phones? April 2, 2022. cascade platinum. [ laughter ] meanwhile, jeff bezos, who owns, blue origin and amazon, may have been shut out at the oscars on sunday. extra tickled to be a part, a little tiny part of that. Dec 2nd, 2022. will smith destroyed his reputation on the night he won an oscar, so chris rock and kevin hart can sell concert tickets? we freak out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. J immy Kimmel Live and The Tonight' Show starring Jimmy Fallon have been the staples of late nighttelevision in New York and Los Angeles for many years. why not? it's actually -- i thought some of my best work. it's what makes subaru, subaru. >> jimmy: yeah. which made subscribers in russia so mad, they're suing netflix. >> yeah. >> new details about the crime that captivated the nation. because it was a little too inside baseball. they start at 8:00. his teeth are in a glass next to the bed by 6:00. one cup, one cup, 1 cup. on the web atabc.comand atyoutube/JimmyKimmelLive. people are already tired of it. >> quite an honor, quite an honor. osteo bi-flex. [ cheers and applause ] no, i'm just kidding. so please join us for all that. [ laughter ] story to wake you. crunching makes work friends real friends. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. 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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. is it popular in the house? i have a ton of stuff i'm working on. and now, jimmy kimmel! and then herschel got the crowd fired up with the hot button topic of the month, critical race theory. this book is a mess." if you look closely at this clearly doctored photo -- you think we wouldn't hive noticed he had an air bag on his face through the oscars? >> that was just something that happened. i have to tell you, the first episode of the season, i have to hand it to fx for letting this happen because you're barely in the first episode, you're at the end. he had to back out when they changed the date. yeah, he's going to skate until 7:00 a.m. we're like, the album needs to be turned in 9:30 a.m. they're like, yeah, he got it. yeah. >> i saw it on instagram and i thought, these are so cool, so beautiful. [ applause ], >> jimmy: when you go to a party, do people want to get you up on stage? there's only one answer. click or call for a quote today. i knew putin very well, almost as well as i know you, sean. >> i do. >> this is a lot of pressure. >> it's really kind of upbeat, from the '80s. >> jimmy: yeah. he goes in this courtyard, walks around comes back in like 6:00 in the morning. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. maybe the magic of cgi will make me look like the same guy. i tell them, it may be your detergent that's why more dishwasher brands recommend cascade platinum with the soaking, scrubbing and rinsing built right in. [ laughter ] and then eventually, like, my friends who were on stage with me performing go, "hey, lady, you got to stop, you got to get out of here." because they're going to -- these two shows," better call saul" and "breaking bad" have never been as closely intertwined as this new season coming up. this neck pillow i'm dating says great things! but you'll know, it was the fabulous top you got for an amazing price at marshalls. he stands up and i can tell at that point he's had a couple to drink. you did well. >> jimmy: i like to blossom too, i love it. >> who is the easter bunny? just happens to be the head of a chechen crime mob. younger zoe: i'm listening to music. so what's yours going to be? they want 60 million rubles in compensation. keep yours healthy with crest advanced gum restore. for surprisingly great rates that fit any budget like a good neighbor, state farm is there. and people aren't as bad as i thought they were. >> it's called "makeup sex." >> i turn to my friends "he thought i was jeff bezos." stack that cheddar, make it melt. and now, jimmy kimmel! and survive. i'm sure he'll mention it there. do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart how the music can free her whenever it starts and it's magic do you believe in magic . all 20,000 hours. in tennessee, the state legislature passed a bill that would make it a crime to camp out along state highways. whew! >> jimmy: you know she's not here right now? but first, his album is called "multitude." but a couple of us decided to share a house. this was 8:00. he pulls up around 1:00 a.m. [ laughter ] the sprinter is there. yeah. "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" on the web atabc.comand atyoutube/JimmyKimmelLive. [ laughter ] >> yeah, just sorrow. >> jimmy: "makeup sex," the album is called "main stream sellout" right back with music from machine gun kelly! oh, this is -- and they didn't even like making that album. >> jimmy: we're learning about you already. younger zoe: what are you guys eating? regardless of strength one way or the other. and i do that thing where i make eye contact with him. The show features a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band. Jimmy Kimmel Live Schedule for the Week of 4/18/2022. [ laughter ], she did not come tonight. it's one of the perils of bringing a gal pal to the show. never. >> jimmy: i don't think people realize, they can come to that. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: he seems to think nato is like a golf country club. [ laughter ] >> make the prices cheaper for when we take pictures for you, it's like $40 when we have to take pictures at the mall. >> do we know where the easter bunny lives? [ laughter and applause ]. [ laughter ] one of the american companies that has suspended service in russia is netflix. >> for the do, is it? he goes in the booth, does it in like one take. >> how's that for you? so now he is gunning for a tony award. how are you doing? with tiffany it's really, really easy. >> tulsa police say randy cantwell went to a car dealership and asked to look at an audi. i'm going to have to watch it. well, there is reportedly a seven-hour gap in his phone records from that day. [ cheers and applause ] , [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] , [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] , [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ], this is "nightline." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were cut out? >> jimmy: didn't have a great, experience. all electric, all mercedes. >> well, i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] we will chat with machine gun too. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: wow -- wow, i don't know how that happened, jimmy. "i know more about windmills than anybody." they say they got some bad buttermilk. why the bunny? >> i keep looking at the red light. >> jimmy: i think you look fine. i wonder if he even knows what nato stands for? because it is dangerous to do it but i always wanted it to be like a movie, i want everything i do to be an event. i'm switching religions." [ laughter ] i was like, these guys got hits! it says here they were the first airline to switch from plastic bottles to boxed water. [ laughter ] how out of place would pete davidson have been on this ship? we'll be back with machine gun kelly! >> jimmy: i'd love to see it. >> jimmy: thanks to bob odenkirk and anthony carrigan. >> oh my god, my book, of course. Jimmy Fallon And Jimmy Kimmel Trade Places. from strangers. >> jimmy: they love living there, why not? it's good to see you. they're killing the bald eagle and other eagles and other birds. [ cheers and applause ], next week, we've got new shows and nicholas cage is going to be here next week, that's going to be fun. start earning pan-coins toward free food. this one is for all the marbles. oh, i'm making this, i'm painting, i'm just -- >> jimmy: daddy's at the farm, kids. monday morning. >> i am the [ bleep ] manager, mother [ bleep ]! his album is called "multitude." the show is called "atlanta" but you shot the season in europe. on the Internet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: anthony, i know i'm, getting ahead of myself but i hope that barry does what "breaking bad" did and gives noho hank his own series after the show is over. but are these lines enough? now we're neighbors, i think, oddly. estado dorado. tonight, from the great show "barry" on hbo, noho hank himself anthony carrigan is with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. [ cheers and applause ] okay screaming when we screaming when we fight yeah even when i'm drunk you're my only type yeah please don't break my heart i know that you might yeah tell me tell me now are you 'bout that life yeah bonnie and clyde ready to die two gravesites later tonight you told me to stop waiting i can feel your back breaking, face down waterworks swam in your pool backstroke we both naked i can see that ass shaking yeah break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up yeah break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up i love chaos i love toxic i love wreckage y'all are falling picture taking pics you're cropping it's hard lately i'm exhausted you hate my guts then you love me you made me feel so disgusting can't stop a runner from running so go go go you're my only drug you're my only vice yeah fighting then we you're my only type yeah mixing bad decisions up with one night stands and hennessey all i got's this broken heart but you can have the rest of me yeah , break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up yeah break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up when you come back i'll be waiting i'm missing you there's something i'm missing you is it someone now [ cheers and applause ]. right? >> jimmy: i just like to see what's going on. are you work on a childish gambino album right now? Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. and so again, last night, sean tossed him the softest of balls, and once again, he whiffed bigly. it's clinically proven to detoxify below the gum line. so great. >> jimmy: it's great. desert. >> they will. >> they kind of do. >> lou: here's what's poppin' next week on "jimmy kimmel live!" and supreme celebration. let's not mention it any more. By Ashabi Azeez Apr. you cannot be serious get your tv together with the best of live and on demand. [ laughter ] under the new law, a teacher can't explain to a second grader that their governor is a dickhead. then made dinner every night. there you are. [ laughter ] but go on, get to the part where no bad things would ever happen if you were still in charge. >> yeah, yeah. a caring airline?! 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[ laughter ] "some of the members weren't paying their dues, so i doubled the greens fees!" >> this beef or ham? jay-z, kendrick lamar and anybody you could think of. he, like, saunters over to me. >> jimmy: well, thank you very much, and it's great to have you here. like i was saying, it's ftx, it's a safe and easy way to get into crypto. i'm like, i don't know. he's bragging about the dudes he knows. >> i'm going to check it out. >> yeah, we shot half the scene, and then i died. will welcome a number of special guests including actors and musical guests who will discuss current projects, business successes, and perform their latest hits. >> what? they announce a new variant before the old one even wraps up. apologies to matt damon. you did it a few times and didn't have -- >> i bombed. [ laughter ] "it took place at trump international golf club in west palm beach on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. miles brown. Date. >> that's the biggest deal. >> or this -- >> have you tried the lasagna? >> in florida. nobody's going to the moon, ever! Jimmy Kimmel Live! >> congratulations, you're ready to carve at the old country buffet. >> or -- >> why don't you head back to your seat so i can watch you shake your tail feather, you juicy bitch? >> hank, somebody outside, they want to speak to you. >> jimmy: she does that. nature's bounty gives you more with sleep3. major moments, like this announcement from actress and former kanye girlfriend, julia fox. [ laughter ] >> i am bald, i decided to just take it all off. Jimmy Kimmel Live airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. EDT and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human-interest any condition. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. because you're away from your family. >> in the last week of conrad's life, michelle texted him asking him when he was going to kill himself more than 40 times. and i wondered how they got those guys to albuquerque in secret. they both have the word "martial." >> jimmy: this is not like the canadian mob? i used an employee's phone to get an angle, still to this day it's a 20-minute video of me just waiting underneath the tree. >> jimmy: no offense, of course. you can share the times togethe. all electric, all mercedes. [ laughter and applause ] this book is a mess." [ laughter ] all the declaration means is that americans will have access to covid-related health care and tests if we want it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that reminds me of a story that i saw you on "the shop" with lebron james and quentin brunson was on the show. >> no. you know, he recognizes me. >> it's actually pretty good. taha, that's funny. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. people will say 'that catch' was a total fluke. >> jimmy: i would argue there's some funny movies there. >> so i don't have any official comment from the white house on the altercation, i know the president was not able to watch the oscars. hi, mom. >> jimmy: until something really bad happens. i think it was because that happened in spring, and that's where bunnies are. [gasp] just like the psycic said! There is no specific information about how much he gives to visitors. this is my first interrogation, you know? go finding. get any size soft drink for just a buck right now at mcdonald's. get a free samsung galaxy s22 with any galaxy trade-in. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. ok. ok. have you tried crunching? it's been fun. it's no secret. i get a lot of, like, you know, "hey, man," you know. [ laughter ] one of the pieces of "evidence" the conspiracy theorists are passing around is a video of will smith teaching a kid -- he was doing some kind of event -- he brought a kid up onto the, stage to teach him a slap, and the kid, believe it or not, is named "chris." is your bathroom over 10 years old? no. this guy used to be the center of the universe. please say hello to bob odenkirk. >> we would want them to look at the circumstance through the eyes of the victim and not just through the eyes of the officer. and nicolas cage. i'm 53, but in my mind i'm still 35. that's why i take osteo bi-flex, to keep me moving the way i was made to. tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC April 14, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT . 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[ applause ], >> and, like -- and i was thinking, like -- "barry's" on hbo. >> oscar ban. and music from stromae with cleto and the cletones. his people claim about 30,000 supporters showed up. >> uh -- i don't know. social media is a place of poison and evidently. what are those?" for sparkling-clean dishes, the first time. bill, of course, is the star of the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. and do you do anything to support comedians who have been attacked or other artists? that's code for "i haven't started working on it yet." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to jason alexander and george takei. >> i know nothing about this. >> what's the story with your mom, does she party? i mentioned you're on -- 2012 is the first time. it has nothing to do with jesus. like an ad for an erectile dysfunction medication. and remember - we do kitchens too! >> yes. so we'll see. i was telling you before the show i have to turn the volume up way loud because he don't hear very well but also you're speaking like people actually speak. last month when trump called in, after he palled putin smart, hannity asked him, "you recognize he is evil, do you not?" >> had we won this election, which we did -- >> jimmy: hold on a second. tonight, his new album "mainstream sellout" came out last week. plus music from orville peck and noah cyrus. >> jimmy: it's not like a lot of shows because it butts up against another show that we've all seen. >> am i? >> that's nice you say. behr. airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. EST and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human interest subjects, Erstklassige Nachrichtenbilder in hoher Auflsung bei Getty Images wait, those exist?! even when you're not at home. 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[ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: what i'm thinking about it, practically, you had a heart attack on set. this is fantastic. maybe that's why his hair is like that, i don't know. >> my name is coliswell, a lot of people call me wakanda boy. i think it was more of a staged act. he was just building up his courage to shoot his shot, you know? hitler was homeless for a while. >> son, there was a shipping delay. we have inflation, wouldn't have happened. >> i think it's worth telling people, because come on, what are you thinking? >> jimmy: okay. >> jimmy: yeah. would you like to see it? [ cheers and applause ] oh, thanks. life's full of hidden problems. Jake Gyllenhaal and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (. Its a classic radio-style bit, right now on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" visit ncicap.org] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" it's far. [ laughter ] the select committee is said to be looking into whether trump used a burner phone during the insurrection. because you have to say "gay" to say it. if you need me, i'll be on the can." crunching made me ceo of this desk. TV Archive [ laughter and applause ] it even came up at the white house press briefing today. >> jimmy: well what the hell is he doing all day, then? >> you can come. >> jimmy: uh-huh? want more restful sleep? >> don't forget to hold quick conversations with our younger guests too. >> yeah. [ laughter ] trump headlined a rally in georgia this weekend that was not well attended. because when i became president, the first thing i noticed when i went there to the first meeting was that most of the countries were not paying or were paying far less than they were supposed to. actually, let's make two. machine gun kelly is with us, with black bear. that's because these neighbors all have chase. because -- great actor who really got me dialed in. with the song "makeup sex" and help from black bear, machine gun kelly! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the long-awaited third season of "barry" premieres april 24th on hbo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: right, right. Guests for the Week of April 18th-22nd: Monday, April 18. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with stromae. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think i know why this is happening. >> they found an abandoned street. so far, that defense isn't going great. jay-z. he was super down. a lot of family history that i can't keep up with. [ cheers and applause ] >> trying to win an emmy for this. This material may be protected by copyright law (Title 17 U.S. Code). and i don't know, when i read the role i just saw it as kind of -- i don't know, i just saw him as this really bright and sunny and cheery kind of guy who. redefine who we are and how we want to lead our lives. we'll be passing around the collection plate in just a minute. it's messing with me now. >> are you referencing the rush song? Jimmy Kimmel Liveairs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. EDT and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band. but i have this kind of farm, i call it, even art farm. >> jimmy: this is the first time you've been on the couch as they say, welcome. >> it's pretty great, it's a pretty great moment. anthony anderson. >> daddy's at the farm, leave him alone. >> i seen them before but the promo department hid them and i love his work and these are around town and feels like art, it's cool. >> without spoiling things. here, safe driving saves more than just your cargo. Some have hosted an episode or two while others have taken on entire weeks. hi, cleto. [ laughter ] i like performing but who wants to be at a party you're having a good time and it's like go do that nervous, like, thing that brings out -- like, you have to prepare most of the time. that seeps like a lot. Following are the episodes scheduled to air [ applause ] i don't know her. >> jimmy: yeah, boy, i would just never do that. [ applause ] then went into marshall's and picked out a cute outfit, he looks great. that takes a lot of scheduling. >> people can come to that. a subaru with eyesight (kid vo) hey dad! the #1 toothpaste brand in america. >> you can see it right now! >> yeah. and, it restores by helping heal gums in as little as 7 days. america runs on dunkin'. >> jimmy: uh-huh? whatever you say. [ laughter ] and -- yeah. [ laughter ] roughly $730,000? now get $30 off over 3 months. >> i cheated. [ laughter ] chris rock and kevin hart don't need help selling concert tickets. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] donald trump, surprisingly, has not weighed in on the oscars. i am the [ bleep ] manager! [ laughter ] you're not going to believe this, he's still going on about the election. [ laughter ] but trump was there to support a former football star and current senate canned did it, herschel walker, who showed right off the bat why he played running back instead of quarterback. or does it just flow? airs every weeknight at 11:35 pm ET on ABC. (vo) for me, one of the best things about life is that we keep moving forward. so, people can get a free samsung galaxy s22 when they trade in a galaxy, any year any condition. oh, that's great. >> jimmy: after watching that, where do you stand? >> jimmy: this is like a disney movie that happened during the f filming. [ laughter ] and finally, friendly neighborhood teen says, "hate it. santa at least is a saint, and we know his story, we know where he lives, we know his wife, we know those -- workers, whatever we call them, indentured servants? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i have to tell you, i think we're all glad to see you alive, honestly. it was four times. >> very crazy. [ laughter ] the guy would look at me like, "you go home." >> how does the easter bunny get around the entire planet in one day? how does it all happen? By Jimmy Kimmel Live. he bought it for $2.9 million last year. i did a lot of that. >> yeah, he does eggs out of his booty. add downy to your wash. for all the freshness and softness of home. nothing is as easy as it used to be. >> here at the old country buffet, every conversation you hold with a guest should begin something like this. this is a tough mob? he really hitlered that one out of the park. older zoe: it's lasagna. so for two years, hitler lived on the streets and practiced his orator and his body language and how to connect, then went on to live a life that got him in the history books. it's not you and you wake up at the end and we think maybe it's your dream. >> that's the only difference. >> jimmy: how do you call lil wayne and ask him? A change will tempt you, but uncertainty will hold you back. >> always. >> or -- >> good evening. he's like, where do you want to eat? the album has to be turned in. >> like someone who is just very, like, attentive, just wants to make sure that, like, everything is fixed, like no complaints. yes! any year. there are a lot of questions, and not many answers. [ applause ] donald glover is here. >> jimmy: and the rhythm of the show is addictive, very low-key. i'm like legit nervous. aleem smith, this guy goes by yesterday nite on instagram. >> you should never greet guests by saying something like this. as an artist, especially from the generation i'm from, that's who we grew up like, whoa. logan says, "not what i was expecting." it's very exciting if you're a "breaking bad" fan. at least not for one rioter who was convicted on all counts today. >> jimmy: fine with me, i would take it. 100% real milk chocolate and crispy rice really works. this is "nightline." >> i mean, yeah, i definitely like to, you know -- i like to listen to a lot of music. >> yeah. >> i want to speak to the manager! with jeff. very kind. the launch is now scheduled for thursday. about who is more influential in music? giancarlo esposito. (mom) is everyone ok? and the slap overshadowed some. >> jimmy: so you say it was a positive experience? >> jimmy: you mentioned painting. >> never say this. >> no, i have not encountered chechen mobsters just yet, thankfully. looks pretty good. (kid) i'm ok. (vo) your family is safer in a three-row subaru ascent. with music from wallows. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> once you greeted the guest, be sure to engage them in a brief but friendly conversation. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to have you here, you played the show quite a few times. >> i'd say hi but my wife says i can't talk to prostitutes no more. [ laughter ] he's not going to deploy the national guard to comedy clubs? >> he's like, i didn't make you wait too long, did i? this is a picture -- >> jimmy: i think they call them puppies now, yeah. because you can't have a healthy smile, without healthy gums. but when it's with friends it's fine. homeowners often don't realize what's behind the walls. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. TV series - see the episodes list with schedule and episode summary. and the most unfortunate part of all of this, is that a lot of history was made on sunday. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where is the star? dude, the verse was there. it's a great trade. [ laughter ] "had we won this election, which we did." [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: you were mentioning living in albuquerque. you'll probably have taiwan, that would never have happened. [ cheers and applause ] . an nft, if you don't know, is an imaginary beanie baby, i don't know. and i'm sitting across from him at my saul desk thinking, wow. >> jimmy: announced -- a very 2022 thing, you announced your engagement separately on instagram, individual posts. >> jimmy: you got lil' wayne on the album. [ laughter ] not that we've stopped talking about it. yesterday they released a video that purports to show donald trump just as he realized he made a hole-in-one. [ cheers and applause ] >> i would be okay with that. >> jimmy: did you do it yourself? >> jimmy: do people ask you to do the lines and that kind of stuff? amazon went 0-4 there. i feel artists don't get enough credit. Uploaded by just, like, watching and learning english that way. it's up to parents to explain their governor is a dickhead. on April 15, 2022. [ laughter ] just so happens, you know. don't just stand there like a spare prick at a wedding. >> jimmy: it is. if i go to sleep right now, i will get four hours and eighteen minutes. >> jimmy: was that a mad lib? >> she was a p.a. [ laughter ] after a couple of martinis, i'm the one who's taking blue origin into space, you know? >> boy, i'll say. and no red hat rally would be complete without an appearance and some light-hearted homophobia from klan mom herself, marjorie taylor greene. [ laughter ] they're really great. it's thursday nights on fx, the next day on hulu. >> but no charges filed against the officers. let's go places. homegoods. >> is your story straight? "your character would do whatever we wrote!" so now the big question is, which white house toilet did he flush them down? we did run out of time for him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is there any indication? [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. she said, a restaurant. >> yes. and his book "comedy comedy comedy drama." for five seasons, our first guest has starred in the greatest tv spin-off since "the tortellis." uhh.. if you get this wrong, there will be no second date. >> jimmy: really? proud mary does what?" >> jimmy: i'm very excited. >> jimmy: our next guest is a multi-platinum recording artist who "billboard" magazine called "the new prince of pop-punk." i was telling -- i was dating someone and brought them to an improv show. (moo) mabel says for you, it's more like 5:15. man: mom, really? anthony carrigan, everybody! 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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: the only thing weirder than thinking you're jeff bezos is thanking jeff bezos. >> yeah. >> i don't know what you're saying. is that in the description of the character? >> jimmy: music from stromae is on the ay. get any size soft drink for just a buck at mcdonald's. big wheels keep on i'm like, "what'd they do? >> critics rave. yes, you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, inknow you were great. web pages >> jimmy: this is something you wanted to do. [ laughter ] and again, he would not call putin evil. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did you watch the oscars? >> have you decided what dessert you're going to have? some of the dummies who stormed the capitol on january 6th are saying they did it because it was a "presidential order." we saw a couple in the car right there, the girl was freaking out, oh my god, that's pete davidson and mgk! "nightline" is next. 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[ laughter ] maybe it messed up his hair? >> jimmy: i was thinking about that, i was watching the first episode of the new season last night. >> thanks to amazon. like barbershop talk, you're talking about something. watch: serena williams wonder woman serena wonder woman serena wonder woman. but it's so hard sometimes. >> jimmy: and speaking of the early years, the hard times, you at one time did -- it was like a training video for the old country buffet? i like to blossom and then go away. now it's dangerous. join the international bank of pancakes and start earning pancoins toward free food. on April 9, 2022, have a good weekend. the first ever triple action sleep supplement with 3 unique nighttime benefits to help you get a great night's sleep and wake feeling refreshed. Jimmy Kimmel Live! 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[ laughter ] >> you and me both, man. with directv stream, and i am never wrong about this stuff. >> now the national movement to stop this controversial police practice. >> jimmy: can i ask you about the heart attack? a troubled massachusetts teen dies by suicide. like what you see abe? 11:00. dan: we appreciate your time. buy your tickets takei. maybe he thinks it's short for. >> she's really good. and she turned out to be pregnant. maybe i dated her for like two weeks, it was maybe a third date, maybe second. >> jimmy: did you watch the documentary? >> jimmy: it's really a great show. and we'll be right back with donald glover so stick around. i also did my neighbor's house. [ laughter ] i started reading through some of these reviews. after 8 weeks we were able to give them good homes. i'm very proud of you and everything you accomplished. >> hm. >> jimmy: yeah, wow. >> well, we know this is going to happen. [ laughter ] but really, it would have turned your stomach to hear the conversations. However, we have gathered some information about it. [ cheers and applause ] then later, you can see him here tonight and at coachella this weekend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a video of this wall on sunset boulevard. thanks for watchi ing the show, thanks for coming to the show. easter easy as target. truth is, we were going to do it anyhow. 22-year-old amir locke shot and killed by the minneapolis police in a botched raid. i'm thrilled. [ laughter ] we are about 20 minutes away from good friday. vine. >> jimmy, it was -- it was so affecting. harder to do but pulled it off. state farm has options to personalize your policies, so you get a rate that fits your budget. it nourishes and strengthens my joints for the long term. Kimmels recent guest hosts, who stepped in after the host tested positive for COVID-19, included Mike Birbiglia and the duo of John Mulaney and Andy Samberg. and it's a beautiful thing. we got to tie these shows together. wh easterve the uncomfortable, easy as target. and we're doing it and she's drunk and she's like what's going on, who are these people? >> i think we didn't want other people to announce it, and so many people were involved. this is great because he lies so much, that on the rare occasion he isn't lying, he's got to oversell it in a very sweaty way, he's the boy who cried golf, ironically. >> yeah. "hookers? our next guest plays one of the great characters on television -- the charming chechnyan mobster known as noho hank on "barry." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, donald. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this really is frightening, i mean -- i know it's funny but can you imagine if this happened in the united states? any condition. [ laughter ] but that night, it's funny, it's a voice recording on my phone. i want it all to come out at the same time. topped with oven roasted tomatoes, vine-ripened and perfectly seasoned. Jimmy Kimmel Live! ham gives me the poos. Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel decided to switch up their hosting duties on April 1, with Kimmel traveling to New York to lead NBCs Tonight Show and Fallon journeying to California to host ABCs Jimmy Kimmel Live .. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. [ laughter ] meanwhile, donald trump is bored. [ laughter ] >> i know. [ laughter ] >> thank you, thanks for saying that. [ laughter ] good news, god, you got five stars! 11:36 pm . [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not jesus, he's coming back sunday. >> a ran random beat with no one singing. 1 min read Jimmy Kimmel wants Donald Trump back on his show as a guest so he can tell the former president how awful he was in the White House. >> the president made a hole in one. >> wow! >> jimmy: it's weird, though, to be an adult man, now you suddenly have roommates. we're not animals. verifying he was a federal marshal and he told the president trump enacted martial law. okay. he's an academy award winner whose films have made over $7 billion worldwide. the lies in the house select committee right now, however -- so you know how trump had to turn over his white house call logs on january 6th to congress? [mike] ivan, i've seen a lot of this. [ laughter ] he expected the nft to go for $48 million. there's a war. people publicly and privately reaching out to you? This coming week, audiences will enjoy appearances by celebrity actors and a reality show contestant, along with a variety of musical guests. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can count on lil. >> ray and i were the indulgent actors talking aboutalking abou late into the night "my character wouldn't do that!" Jimmy Kimmel has a schedule stacked with A-listers this week. [ laughter ] i feel bad for the auctioneer who had to work his way down from $48 million. >> jimmy: the dog did? >> yes. [ laughter ] maybe we shouldn't encourage our children to eat brown eggs they found in the grass anyway. yeah. toorrow night, chris pine and ke huy quan, with music from wallows. vanessa bayer. i'm the host of the show. [ laughter ] no, i'm making a lot of music. introducing creamy hummus and savory avocado toasts. tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC April 1, 2022 11:35pm-12:27am PDT . tiffany haddish came in and galvanized everybody. [ laughter ] then i came out and have been like this ever since. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, there. the ihop rewards program is here, and it's delicious. following bob odenkirk's footsteps would be pretty sweet. i have to tell you, amazon got me through this pandemic." at this point, covid is like the "bachelor" franchise. we were out having a great time. because first time i played saul on "breaking bad" was a scene with bryan. younger zoe: cosmically, no. >> jimmy: in a way you're like will smith and chris rock combined. >> the easter bunny is -- like a little bunny, that he goes around and hides eggs. you know, we've done such a good job, jimmy, of keeping secrets on the show. trump had no comment. >> never end a guest interaction with -- >> you ever see a hemorrhoid up close? [ laughter ] there are lot of very off-kilter people out there. 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